Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
Randomize
