Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
birth control should be required to get into college
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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