its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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