I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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