im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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