fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
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