so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
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