i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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