Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
