Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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