is your mom at the bar?
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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