Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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