I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Randomize
