Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
