so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
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