North Korea, Best Korea!
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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