She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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