I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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