okay pat passed out under dana's car
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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