i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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