He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
