Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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