But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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