i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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