hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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