I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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