I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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