I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
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