he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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