oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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