I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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