and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
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