Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Operation Purity has been aborted
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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