my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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