I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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