Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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