I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Even my vagina gasped.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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