That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
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