I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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