Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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