Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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