i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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