I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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