PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I will be naked everywhere
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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