They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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