he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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