He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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