i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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