he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
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