If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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