so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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