I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
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